The Bank Fuckers

Legal notice & responsible gambling

This is not a betting site

No bet is placed here, no operator is named, and no link leads to a betting site. The site publishes analysis, probability estimates and indicative odds averaged across several operators, for information only.

Responsible gambling

Sports betting is forbidden to minors and can be addictive. Gambling carries risks: debt, isolation.

Data

Standings come from football-data.org, refreshed automatically. Editorial content (mood, absences, tensions, news) is written and checked by hand, with its last-checked date on every team sheet. Displayed odds come from The Odds API, for information only — see "Method & sources" for detail.

Estimates

The predictions shown on each team sheet are a statistical estimate, not a guaranteed forecast or personal advice. They always come with their usage notice and the calculation detail — never shown alone.

Audience measurement

Visits are counted by the site itself — no cookie, no Google Analytics, no third-party service: nothing you do here is sent anywhere else. Neither your IP address nor your browser is stored; they feed an anonymous fingerprint whose key changes every day, which makes recognising you from one day to the next impossible. What is kept: the page viewed, the language, the domain name you arrived from, and whether you are on mobile or desktop. Those rows are deleted beyond 400 days.

Images

Team crests come from football-data.org. The in-house illustrations (Hot teams, Surprises, The Bank) are under acquired license.

Accounts

Registration is optional. Passwords are never stored in plain text. An account can be deleted on request.

Gambling help

To be completed before public launch — requires legal review.

Regulator

To be completed before public launch — requires legal review.

Publisher & hosting

To be completed before public launch — requires legal review.